Parenting & Family – Page 2

September 25, 2017

Adorable Fall Pieces for Your Little Pumpkin

Fall is by far my favorite style season. A chunky oversize sweater, boyfriend jeans and a brand-new pair of booties make for a very fresh outfit and a fashionable way to ring in cooler days and crisper nights. Of course, miniaturize these autumn essentials, and I’ll be over here drooling into my pumpkin spice latte. From flannel button-downs for babies to toddler-sized toggle cardigans and other sweet-as-pecan-pie kids’ clothes, seasonal style just doesn’t get any cuter. Or does it? We’ve rounded up a few favorite finds for your littlest love — your pint-size pumpkin and the apple of your eye.

Gap Apple Peplum Sweater

I like to dress my babies for any and every occasion (photo op!). So when we go apple picking, you better believe they’re wearing something shiny and red. This peplum sweater and tights set is as fresh and sweet as a Honeycrisp straight off the vine.

Gap Apple Peplum Sweater
from Gap

So ’Dorable Pumpkin-Leaf Knit Hat

If my kiddos wear apples while apple picking, they naturally rock pumpkin patterns at the patch. It can get a little chilly on the farm, so it’s important to protect your little pumpkin’s noggin with a cozy knit cap. This one is a must for your fall baby’s official photo shoot. (October birth announcement, anyone?)

So ’Dorable Pumpkin-Leaf Knit Hat
from Buy Buy Baby

Carter’s Varsity Jacket

Fall and back-to-school kids’ clothing go together like peanut butter and jelly — in a retro lunchbox, of course. I’m crushing hard on this dreamy miniaturized varsity jacket — so adorable for future homecoming kings.

Carter’s Varsity Jacket
from JC Penney

Old Navy Flannel Utility Shirt

Flannel material and plaid patterns go hand-in-hand for fall. Can’t you just picture your baby crunching leaves and taking his first steps in this utility shirt?

Old Navy Flannel Utility Shirt
from Old Navy

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Andy & Evan Toggle Cardigan

Every rising scholar needs an academic-inspired ensemble — even if he’s nowhere near ready for his first day of kindergarten. This very collegiate toggle cardigan — complete with elbow patches — pretty much screams, “Read to me!”

Andy & Evan Toggle Cardigan
from Bloomingdale’s

Spencer Fox Sweater Coat and Leggings Set

The woodland-creature trend is still going strong, and this sweater and leggings set is adorable for fall hikes in the Bjorn or leisurely nature strolls in the baby jogger.

Spencer Fox Sweater Coat and Leggings Set
from Kmart

Oshkosh Overalls

I’m so glad denim overalls are back. Why did they ever go away? This closet staple is a great layering piece for your baby — and even better if you have a matching pair.

Oshkosh Overalls
from JC Penney

Gymboree Pumpkin Dress

Pumpkins are the ultimate symbol of fall, because they last you through Thanksgiving. Your tulle-loving toddler can rock this harvest-inspired dress with a cardigan well into November. Children’s clothes girls will love and wear repeatedly all season long? Now that’s something to be grateful for.

Gymboree Pumpkin Dres
from Gymboree

August 1, 2017

Super Cute School Supplies You Didn’t Know You Needed

Whether you earned your own money lifeguarding all summer as a high school student or you’re adulting pretty hard with a full-time job, getting to pick out your own school supplies means you can splurge on the fun, quirky stuff you didn’t even know you needed. The best part is that you don’t even have to be in school to enjoy these. Who can resist a flat-bread pencil case or a “Dr. Who” Tardis lunch box? Check out these school supplies you didn’t know you needed but will surely want!

Graffiti-Print Backpack

This faux-leather pack has personality written all over it.

Graffiti-Print Backpack
from Asos

Flat-Bread Pencil Case

Good enough to eat. This pencil case can also be used for brushes, pens or even makeup.

Flat-Bread Pencil Case
from Etsy

Optical Illusion Bookmarks

Remember how excited you used to get over a bookmark? These optical illusion bookmarks are colorful and fun, and they’ll make you reminisce about your Dr. Seuss-reading days.

Optical Illusion Bookmarks
from Oriental Trading Co.

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Banana Erasers

You can never have enough erasers, so you might as well get some that will put a smile on your face.

Banana Erasers
from AliExpress

“Dr. Who” Tardis Tote Lunch Box

Home lunch for the win with this Tardis lunchbox. Who’s the cool kid now?

Dr. Who Tardis Tote Lunch Box
from Hot Topic

Zombie Cupcake Journal

Who can resist a crisp new notebook? Might as well get one with a cool illustration.

Zombie Cupcake Journal

from Cafe Press

Eiffel Tower Scissors

For the long school days when you just wish you could be traveling instead. Beautifully designed and practical too.

Eiffel Tower Scissors
from Target

Dachshund Stapler

For the dog-lover who wants to keep it classy.

Dachshund Stapler

from Anthropologie

July 21, 2017

6 Throwback School Supplies That Will Give You All the Feels

Millions of parents are getting ready to send their 5-year-olds to kindergarten. It’s a new and exciting transition that makes us nostalgic about our first day of school and our elementary-school years. Do you remember the smell of Mr. Sketch markers? How about the Lisa Frank scratch-and-sniff stickers we decorated our folders with? If you’re reminiscing about all the school supplies you used to love while getting ready to put your kid on the school bus for the first time, we’re here to help ease your transition. We put together a school-supplies list that will remind you of the days when having a new Trapper Keeper was all you wanted out of life.

Stuffed Animal Backpacks

There is nothing practical about these backpacks, yet so many of us had one (or two). Good news: Your kid will love it!

Stuffed Panda Plush Backpack
from AliExpress

“Star Wars” Tin Lunch Box

Tin lunch boxes for the win! There are so many more high-tech lunch boxes out there, but the tin ones are classics — and you can never go wrong with “Star Wars.” We love how it’s finally cool for girls to show their allegiance to the force too! Any kid can rock this lunch box.

“Star Wars” Tin Lunch Box
from Walmart

Pop-Up Pencil Case

So many buttons. So many features. We loved how we could spend hours organizing and reorganizing our pencil case.

1993 Vintage Hello Kitty Pencil Case
from Etsy

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Gelly Roll Pens

These pens not only come in fun colors, but they are also really comfortable to use. That’s why kids never stopped loving them.

Glaze Gelly Roll Pens
from Target

Lisa Frank Stickers and Trapper Keepers

Hugging penguins, jumping dolphins, dancing tropical fruit and, of course, so many unicorns in bright, neon colors. Introduce your child to the crazy world of Lisa Frank and have her decorate her own Trapper Keeper (also a classic) however she likes.

Trapper Keeper iPad Case
from Walmart

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers

Vibrant colors, fun to use and all the smells. Remember how you would color with scented markers and then run to your parents or teacher and say, “Smell it! Smell it!” Now your kids can do the same!

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers
from Walmart

July 14, 2017

4 Splash-Worthy Summer Activities Your Kids Will Love

Summer is a great time to relax and have outdoor play time, but it can be hard for kids who thrive on structure. Kids start complaining that they’re bored, and parents may feel overwhelmed by the responsibility of constantly entertaining them. Instead of feeling like you need to entertain your kids, you can facilitate fun activities they can do mostly on their own. Here are four fun outdoor activities for kids of all ages they’ll have a blast doing.

Water-Balloon Baseball

Summer is baseball season. Make it even more fun with water balloons.

What you need:

Plastic baseball bat
Rapid-fill water balloons
Something to mark bases if you are playing with a large group

Instructions:

Divide the kids into two teams, and have them play loosely by baseball’s rules. Each team gets a point for every balloon they pop. Switch up the batter after a couple of swings, and have the kids try to tag each other running from base to base.

Fun With Bubbles

Bubbles are fun for all ages, and they can be made even more fun with a few variations.

What you need:

Instructions:

Buy or make your own bubbles, and let your kids go to town with their wands and chase each other with bubble blasters.

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Making a Bird Feeder

This is an easy craft that will keep your kids outside for hours bird-watching.

What you need:

Toilet-paper roll
Sunflower butter
Bird seed
Popsicle sticks
Twine

Instructions:

Cover the outside of the toilet-paper roll with sunflower butter.
Roll the sunflower-butter-covered roll in bird seed until it is completely covered.
Thread a long piece of twine through the toilet-paper roll and tie a knot at the end.
Hang it on a tree branch where your kids can see the birds enjoying their treat.

DIY Slip ‘n’ Slide

An activity even adults will want to join in.

What you need:

Clear plastic sheeting
Tent pegs to hold down the plastic
Water from a hose
Dawn liquid soap

Instructions:

Spread out the plastic sheet on a grassy lawn, smoothing out any wrinkles with your hands. Make sure there is an incline.
Anchor the sides of the sheets with tent pegs.
Add some liquid soap down the center of the slide.
Spray the slide with water and, if possible, keep the hose running at the top of the slide.

June 8, 2017

5 Gifts New Dads Would Never Buy for Themselves But Totally Need

Do you have a friend who just ventured into the life-altering journey otherwise known as fatherhood? He’s probably received plenty of gifts from friends and family — all of which are for the baby, of course — but new dads need some love too. If you want to get him something memorable, skip the diapers and wipes and get him something unexpected. Something he’d never buy for himself, especially since he’s saving up for that first month of daycare. You’ll be helping yourself, too, by earning Cash Back at Ebates while shopping for all the best products.

Help Him Keep Up Appearances

Most dads have to get back to work shortly after their little one is delivered. That means sleepless nights followed by eight-hour workdays. He may feel like a zombie, but he doesn’t have to look like one. Pick up this grooming kit from Kiehl’s to help in that department. By now, he’s had no time to shop — even for the essentials — so it’ll be a welcome change from digging for that travel-size bottle of shaving cream he swears is somewhere in the depths of the bathroom cabinet.

Give Him Back His Dignity

If a new dad is going to be hauling around all of the baby gear, he should at least be able to do it with something stylish, right? No man ever thought about buying himself a diaper bag before those two lines appeared on the pregnancy test. Help a dude out and give him something respectable like this rugged tote from Brooks Brothers. It has a large compartment and is built like a tank, so he can lug around the goods without having to cut up his man card.

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Hand Him a Gift That Keeps on Giving

His life may have changed forever, but it doesn’t mean it’s over — although it might feel like it right now. Babies are expensive, so it’s going to be a long time before he can indulge in something for himself. That’s where you come in. If you can swing it, a Yeti cooler is the ultimate gesture. It will be much appreciated, especially down the road when he’s taking the family on a road trip. If it’s out of your budget, a Yeti Rambler Lowball will do the trick. He can fill it with whatever takes the edge off on a particularly hard day.

Make Mealtime a Breeze

Remember what I said earlier about leaving the house? New parents have a lot to think about. Take mealtime out of the equation with Home Chef’s meal delivery service. He’ll still need to prepare everything, but the fact that there are directions to follow and everything is portioned out is enough to save his sanity.

Build a Survival Kit

Last but not least, if you really want to make your mark, build your friend a new dad survival kit. Walgreens has everything you need to make it happen. Here’s what I suggest:

A boatload of snacks like jerky, chips and a favorite candy.
Earplugs. Don’t skimp on these. Get the good stuff.
Emergen-C, so he can stay in the game.
Tylenol. The big bottle.
A six pack of his favorite brew or a bottle of his favorite spirit.
More snacks.
A gift card to a local restaurant, Amazon or even Netflix. You know your buddy best. Get something he and his partner can put to good use.

April 15, 2017

These Birthday Party Themes Will Make You Mom of the Year

When it comes to party themes for kids, the possibilities are endless. You can go with their favorite movie, sport, activity, animal — you name it. Choosing party themes that are near and dear to your child’s heart is the easy part. Putting it all together is the real challenge.

Before you dive into party planning, take a look at these super cool birthday party themes that are definitely worth the extra effort. Keep in mind, you can get virtually everything you need to make childhood magic with Cash Back at Ebates. Shop Oriental Trading, Michaels, Shindigz, Hobby Lobby and more for party decorations, invitations and all the finishing touches to make your celebration a hit.

Legomania

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Lego-man cups, block-shaped Jell-O Jigglers and, yes, a few Legos to build some centerpieces, and you’ve got a party that looks like it took weeks to plan. You can even find recipes for Lego-head marshmallow pops and Lego brownies and make your own Lego piñata. For the minor details like tablecloths and napkins, stick to solid primary colors to bring the whole theme together.

Mermaid Magic

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This is one of our favorite party themes for girls who are over the pink princess look. Give your little one an underwater adventure for her birthday with metallic jewel tones and a little glitter for good measure. For a majestic touch, we particularly love those paper lanterns that look like jellyfish.

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Emoji Explosion

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Tween girls can be a bit harder to please, but we haven’t met one who doesn’t want to cover her life in emojis. Make sure emoji cupcake toppers are at the top of your party-planning checklist, since they are such a fun and easy accent for this theme.

Backyard Carnival

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Put that retro popcorn maker to good use and turn your backyard into a fair to remember. This theme makes activity planning a breeze. Just go with classic carnival games like beanbag toss for the younger kids and “shoot the balloon” for more mature guests.

Campfire Chic

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If your kid comes alive in the great outdoors, a camping or lumberjack party theme is perfect. It’s also perfect for parents who want a healthier twist on the candy table, since you can easily include trail mix fixings without a total revolt from the young party-goers.

“Moana” Madness

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It’s luau time! We love the “Moana” party theme because you can go authentic Hawaiian or you can find all the movie-related party supplies you need at Birthday in a Box, in one single shopping trip.

“Zootopia”

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As long as it is still on Netflix, kids will be going crazy for “Zootopia.” Luckily, it’s an adorable movie most parents really love! And thank goodness there is a bunny in the movie, because you can do so much with carrots — from carrot cupcakes to “carrot” cracker bags.

March 20, 2017

6 Fashionable Pet Accessories Dog and Cat Owners Will Obsess Over

Some may call you obsessed with your pet, but maybe they just don’t see your dog or cat for as fabulous as they are. As a dedicated pet owner, you spare no expense for your furry BFF, including keeping their fashion on point. We’ve rounded up some super cute accessories any dog or cat owner will absolutely love. However, there is nothing more in vogue than Cash Back at Ebates, which you can get for buying any of these adorable items. Get their tails wagging by giving them an instant style upgrade.

Puppia Modern Dotty Dog Harness

Metallic polka dots on a chic black harness? Yes, please! Give your little fuzzball a Kate Spade-inspired look with this classic accessory. Plus, did we mention that black is slimming even for pups?

Puppia Polar Dog Harness

Animal print is a must for any four-legged fashionista. She’ll love expressing her wild side with this fur-lined harness. Staying warm never looked so cool.

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Top Paw Ruffle Dog Harness

Do you have a pretty prima donna on your hands? It doesn’t get any girlier than hot-pink ruffles. This statement-making harness is the perfect party look for your pup, but don’t feel the need to save it for special occasions. She can be fabulous every day of the week!

Puppia Modish Vest Dog Harness

For those times when your dog is feeling casual but still wants all eyes on him at the dog park, this bold vest is a must. Its solid bright color not only keeps Fido visible and safe, but it also tells his friends he’s not afraid to be noticed.

Pearl Cat Collar

Cat owners know that some felines are extra fancy. If your fur baby is a lady of luxury, treat her as such with this pearl cat collar. With a magnetic closer, it will release easily if needed to keep her looking ravishing without compromising her safety.

Glam Gold Cat Collar

If you have a dapper gent on your hands, this bow-tie collar will perfectly reflect his regal nature. It comes in a variety of colors and prints to coordinate with his coat. He wouldn’t want to clash, after all.

March 8, 2017

The ABCs of Baby Proofing Your Entire Home

One of our favorite parts of impending parenthood, whether for the first or fourth time, is the nesting phase. While picking out nursery colors and adorable furniture is the fun part, you may find yourself dreading the baby-proofing process. Remember it is exactly that—a process! And it’s easier than you think, especially with these baby-proofing tips and helpful products you can get with Cash Back at Ebates.

Take Your Time

Before you buy all the baby-proofing products in the world, do yourself a favor and take a deep breath. Then remember you have a whole five to six months from when baby arrives to when baby starts crawling and exploring their surroundings. When you decide it’s time to get started, focus on the one room where your little one will be spending most of their time. Typically, this is the living room.

Get Down

The best way to assess a room’s baby-proofing needs is to get down to your child’s vantage point. That’s right. Crawl on your hands and knees around the floor. Who knew you had so many electrical outlets and sharp corners? Use this information gathering to draft a baby-proofing checklist you can use to shop for everything you need.

Go for Bulk

You will quickly learn that you need a lot to keep a baby safe in your home. A baby-proofing kit is really the best way to go, since they tend to include almost everything. Plus, it never hurts to have some extras on hand—especially outlet covers. If you’re a traveling family, you should also consider a travel baby-proofing kit to keep those guest rooms and hotel suites safe for small hands.

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Off-Limits

Don’t be afraid to make certain rooms or sections of a room off-limits for your child. Maybe you only want to baby proof the front of the home. Just place a baby gate in front of the hall to keep baby in bounds. If you have a home entertainment center or a computer desk in a common area, put a baby gate around that. Keep pets’ water and food bowls behind baby gates as well.

Stock Up on Distractions

Another great way to keep baby away from potential hazards is to simply distract them with colorful, shiny things they can play with. Keep bottom drawers in the kitchen full of toys and safe utensils like measuring cups and wooden spoons. Put stuffed animals on bottom shelves of your (anchored) bookcases. Baby will be able to play safely, and you’ll have peace of mind—which is, of course, priceless.

February 15, 2017

The Best Rainy-Day Activities for Preschoolers

Rainy-day blues are the worst, especially for active little kids. Popping in a movie and curling up on the couch may be one of your favorite things to do on a rainy day, but your 4-year-old’s endless energy could put a damper on that plan. Check out these easy yet engaging rainy-day activities for preschoolers, and get helpful tips for keeping everyone sane until the sun comes out again. From rainy-day crafts supplies to stylish rain gear, you can shop through Ebates for everything you need to make the most of your day while earning Cash Back.

Bake Together

The most fun rainy-day activities with kids are the ones that give you an opportunity for quality time. Baking is a fantastic idea if you’re looking for an indoor activity to do side by side. This Curious Chef set is perfect for little hands and comes with an adorable, just-their-size apron. Have your child collect all the needed materials they can reach, ask them to help measure and mix and then let them get creative decorating their confections. Then you get to the best part: eating!

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Game of Chores

Little kids can turn anything into a game — even keeping the house clean. Set a timer and have a laundry-folding race or show them how to mop the floor with their feet. (Just put a damp rag under each foot and scuttle across the floor.) Not only will they have a blast, but they’ll also love being a “good helper.”

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Color Hunt

Bonding activities are great, but sometimes we just need a break. Encouraging independent play is also very important for kids since it teaches them to be self-sufficient. Having a color hunt around the house is a perfect way to get your little one moving and learning on their own. Label bags by color, and then ask your child to collect and sort items within reach. You can set a timer and see how many items they collect, and they can try to break their record next time.

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Shape Match

All you need for this activity is wooden blocks of various shapes, a big piece of construction paper and a marker. Trace the shapes onto the paper, and then have your child match the shapes to their outlines. It’s an inexpensive DIY puzzle that actually challenges kids. You can get everything you need for these crafty activities at Michaels.

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Rain Splatter Art

Sometimes you just have to put on your rain boots and jacket and get out there and enjoy the rain. After a little puddle-stomping, create a unique work of art by putting a few drops of food coloring on a piece of paper and lying it out in the rain. Watch how the droplets create colorful splatters!

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Make Magic Puddles

All you need for this one is powder tempera paint and some glitter. Find a puddle in your yard and sprinkle the paint and glitter to create a magically colorful puddle! Warning: It may be too pretty to stomp.

January 22, 2017

Thoughts Every Brand-New, Slightly Crazy, Sleep-Deprived Parent Has

You’re covered in stains of an indeterminate origin. You’re living on pizza and trail mix. Your shower is a distant memory. You’ve started referring to the grease in your hair as “nature’s gel.”

Sound familiar? Then you must be a new parent! The love is overwhelming — and so is the exhaustion-induced delirium. But hey, at least you’re not alone in your insanity. There’s nothing quite like those early days with a newborn; parents everywhere know exactly what you’re going through. And it goes a little something like this, illustrated here with gifs of kittens because, hey, you’re tired and you could use a smile:

1. I love my newborn baby. I never knew I could love anything this much.

2. My baby is adorable and perfect.

3. My baby is adorable and perfect and … wide awake.

4. Car rides help my baby fall asleep. I’ve been driving for the past hour, but now I can’t see my adorable, perfect baby. I need a mirror.

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5. I can now see my baby. My adorable, perfect baby is asleep! I’ll just drive home and carefully bring my sleeping baby inside and—

6. —oh, scratch that. My baby is awake. Again.

7. I need coffee. Why did I register for bibs? Bibs won’t keep me awake.

8. My baby just spit up all over me. I’ll keep the bibs.

9. I should have registered for coffee. Every new parent needs coffee. Coffee is the greatest thing ever. The caffeine has finally kicked in.

10. Coffee and the white-noise machine I just bought are the greatest things ever! My baby is asleep, which means I get to sleep for a whole half hour (and get Cash Back at Ebates too)!

Gap Apple Peplum Sweater

So ’Dorable Pumpkin-Leaf Knit Hat

Carter’s Varsity Jacket

Old Navy Flannel Utility Shirt

Andy & Evan Toggle Cardigan

Spencer Fox Sweater Coat and Leggings Set

Oshkosh Overalls

Gymboree Pumpkin Dress

Graffiti-Print Backpack

Flat-Bread Pencil Case

Optical Illusion Bookmarks

Banana Erasers

“Dr. Who” Tardis Tote Lunch Box

Zombie Cupcake Journal

Eiffel Tower Scissors

Dachshund Stapler

Stuffed Animal Backpacks

“Star Wars” Tin Lunch Box

Pop-Up Pencil Case

Gelly Roll Pens

Lisa Frank Stickers and Trapper Keepers

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers

Water-Balloon Baseball

What you need:

Instructions:

Fun With Bubbles

What you need:

Instructions:

Making a Bird Feeder

What you need:

Instructions:

DIY Slip ‘n’ Slide

What you need:

Instructions:

Help Him Keep Up Appearances

Give Him Back His Dignity

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Hand Him a Gift That Keeps on Giving

Make Mealtime a Breeze

Build a Survival Kit

Legomania

Mermaid Magic

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Emoji Explosion

Backyard Carnival

Campfire Chic

“Moana” Madness

“Zootopia”

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Take Your Time

Get Down

Go for Bulk

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Off-Limits

Stock Up on Distractions

Bake Together

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Game of Chores

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Color Hunt

Shape Match

Rain Splatter Art

Make Magic Puddles

1. I love my newborn baby. I never knew I could love anything this much.

2. My baby is adorable and perfect.

3. My baby is adorable and perfect and … wide awake.

4. Car rides help my baby fall asleep. I’ve been driving for the past hour, but now I can’t see my adorable, perfect baby. I need a mirror.

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5. I can now see my baby. My adorable, perfect baby is asleep! I’ll just drive home and carefully bring my sleeping baby inside and—

6. —oh, scratch that. My baby is awake. Again.

7. I need coffee. Why did I register for bibs? Bibs won’t keep me awake.

8. My baby just spit up all over me. I’ll keep the bibs.

9. I should have registered for coffee. Every new parent needs coffee. Coffee is the greatest thing ever. The caffeine has finally kicked in.

10. Coffee and the white-noise machine I just bought are the greatest things ever! My baby is asleep, which means I get to sleep for a whole half hour (and get Cash Back at Ebates too)!

11. I have so much energy from that half-hour nap. I’m going to make a casserole and freeze it.

12. Zzzzzzzzz.

13. What’s that smell?

14. Nothing I read on newborn baby care told me to register for fire extinguishers.

15. Oh, well. It’s not as if I’m sitting down eating meals anymore.

16. I’ll just drink coffee and stare at my sleeping baby on the baby monitor. Newborn baby sleep is the most peaceful, precious thing ever, and I—